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| She is my wife |
"What a terrible voice! Do you know who she is ?"
"Yes", was the answer. "She's my wife"
"Oh, I beg your pardon. Of course, it isn't her voice, really. It's the stuff she has to sing. I wonder who wrote that awful song ?"
"I did", was the answer.
You looked a lot like may wife
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
Lawyer
A man committed murder. To fight his case he was advised to hire a good lawyer. He checked one who asked for $100.
He thought this one is not good enough. The next one wanted $500. The next $5000.
He found a real expensive one who wanted $10,000. So the accused hired him.
Ultimately he lost the case and was sentenced to death.
As he was being taken to the death chamber, the first lawyer met him on the way and said " I would have got you this result for $100 only"!
A kiss
Carlos buys a new car.its very expensive car.its huge ,blue and fast car.while driving down the street he sees a girl on a bicycle, she has a long blonde hair and she is very beautiful.
carlos yells:'' hey, whats up''
she ignores him
He yells:'' how is it going''
she ignores him and keeps going
''hey wwhy wwont you talk to me,i want to go to dinner wwith you,i will take you to an expensive restaurant''
the girl turn, gets off her bike and looks at him she says:'' i dont want to go to dinner, but if you get me your car,i will give me a surprise.''
Carlos say ''ok''
he jumps out of the car, he gives the girl the keys and say '' here are the key''
the beautifful blonde takes the keys and then kiss Carlos on the cheek.Then she jumps into the car and drives away
Carlos stands on the sitewalk.Now,he has no car and no girl.He says ''thats it, just a kiss on the cheek''
He gets on her bike and rides home.
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